The Wonky Eye Episode

What do these three "women of entertainment" have in common?
Listen to to this week's episode HERE.

Britney's WOMANIZER.
Watch along with us...our commentary on the podcast.

Hef gave her wings (and a new nose, cheeks, lips, and breasts).

Then she found herself an Angel.

PERIOD HAIR!!!**

**See also Brit Brit's in both Womanizer (above) and Toxic.

Life after an Obama victory:
Ms. Palin (if you're nasty) of the new, and improved View.

Or the Palin Factor?

We love you like Sarah Palin loves the moose (the fur and meat parts)!
xx Adam and Noorain

We're Back. And this time, it's going to be UGLY!

And by UGLY, we mean Rumer Willis' jawline.



Yes adoring fans, Toxic Chatter is back to add a little more seksyness to the world of celeb goss and talk radio. Catch us weekly here or on iTunes.

Love you like Lindsay loves Sam...
xx Adam and Noorain

Lindsay Lohan out of rehab, her clothes, her mind...

There's nothing like an episode of Toxic Chatter to take the edge off of a 24-hour Heidi & Spencer video game binge.


Listen to this week's episode HERE!!


We love you more than Paris loves Barron!
xx Adam and Noorain

Lindsay Lohan's Things to do:
1. Leave rehab.
2. Date everyone. Ever.
3. Grow giant flowers.
4. Take nudie pics.
5. Watch "I Know Who Killed Me," because no one else did.

Hot or Not?
POT!

An illustrious award given only to the greatest of the worst.

What our favorite new mother is doing these days...

A little encouragement never hurts...

Listen to the video below when we watch it on the show...

Worst. Episode. Ever.

Our motto has always been "no preparation, no shame." Sometimes it's obvious.

Everyone falls sometimes.

Listen to this week's trainwreck HERE!

2 Golden Globes, 1 SAG Award
BEST MUSIC VIDEO
"HIGHER" by premier vocalist "Heidi Montag"

Free Association

Donald Duck


Donald Trump





Anderson Cooper





We love you more than Eliott Mintz (Paris Hilton's publicist) loves Oompa Loompas.
xxAdam and Noorain :)

Missing: Our Dignity

Welcome to another week of Toxic Chattering, as always, we can't wait to update our listener on the latest Hollywood garbage and happenings...

Highlights from this week's episode:
00:01- Britney when she was HOT
03:00- Voting Rights
10:30- What Donald Trump and Mick Jagger have in common.
12:00- Adam Speaking Dutch
15:30- Eva Mendez vs. Jennifer Lopez: The Wiki Battle

LISTEN HERE!

Lil' Kim:

Not Knifed Up (Yet)

Which is the more authentic Asian Fusion?

(A)

(B)

Mrs. President

Butt

Rihanna's New Haircut

Noorain says it's hot, Adam says it's not.

Thanks for listening- we love you more than Lil' Kim loves Islamic Modest Dress!
xx Adam and Noorain

2008: Year of the Toxic

This week we're playing psychic like Sylvia Browne to tell you what's up, what's down, and what's all around for the celebrity world in 2008!



We're looking forward to a thrilling year of news and events, hopefully much more "fun" than some of the current meltdowns going on in Hollywood. We'll touch on Nicole, Lindsay, Heigl, Britney, and ... Jennifer 8 Lee?

To check out our latest podcast, subscribe to "Toxic Chatter" on iTunes or click here.

We heart you, Listener!
Adam and Noorain

Lindsay Lohan Goes Skiiing!

Weeeee! Sometimes skiing gets you in trouble.

People for whom skiing has meant trouble:

1. Sonny Bono
2. Kate Moss
3. Robert Downey Jr.
4. Michael Kennedy

Just ask Lindsay Lohan. Even wearing a SCRAM device, you can still have fun on the slopes.

Maybe she read THIS article (from the NYTimes- ever heard of it?)

Listen to this week's episode HERE!

Also-

Who doesn't love a good Rumpshaker?

You decide, is this plastic surgery, puberty, or just a classic tale?

Before "no surgery"

After "no surgery"

Throwback of the week:

Samantha Mumba!



We love you more than Lindsay loved showing off her SCRAM!

xo Adam & Noorain :)